January 2012
143 posts
girl: i'm pansexual
me: what's that?
girl: it means that i would date anyone... gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans... etc..
me: doesn't that mean ur just desperate
December 2011
304 posts
kinothehousecat:
“How about you let me check out your blog.”
“It’s okay, I just wanna look at your blog.”
“It will be fun…”
“Shhhhh…”
lightbuld3:
edoasd:
lightbuld3:
my new year’s resolution is to lose 100% of my weight so i stop existing
los fotones no tienen masa, igual existen
TU ARGUMENTO ES INVÁLIDO
ok thanks
faggotwhispererr:
u cant spell slut without u
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slowking:
silent duck
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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i know it’s silly to feel this way and be so upset that you act like you hate me, but it really fucking hurts
i guess that doesn’t matter now
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babarcriss:
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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Girl: Where did I leave-
Guy: Why don't you check the kitchen where you belong!
Guy: Get it. I said kitchen. Because you have a vagina.
Guy: Because I'm funny
Guy: Babe. Babe I'm funny
Guy: Come back