January 2012
143 posts
girl: i'm pansexual
me: what's that?
girl: it means that i would date anyone... gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans... etc..
me: doesn't that mean ur just desperate
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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kinothehousecat: “How about you let me check out your blog.” “It’s okay, I just wanna look at your blog.” “It will be fun…” “Shhhhh…”
Dec 31st
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lightbuld3: edoasd: lightbuld3: my new year’s resolution is to lose 100% of my weight so i stop existing los fotones no tienen masa, igual existen TU ARGUMENTO ES INVÁLIDO ok thanks
Dec 31st
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faggotwhispererr: u cant spell slut without u 
Dec 31st
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slowking: silent duck
Dec 30th
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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i know it’s silly to feel this way and be so upset that you act like you hate me, but it really fucking hurts i guess that doesn’t matter now
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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babarcriss: “yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
Dec 27th
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Girl: Where did I leave-
Guy: Why don't you check the kitchen where you belong!
Guy: Get it. I said kitchen. Because you have a vagina.
Guy: Because I'm funny
Guy: Babe. Babe I'm funny
Guy: Come back
Dec 26th
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